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Continue reading →: On Dinosaurs and Change
The old and the new Source: Wikimedia Commons After hundreds of years of us believing dinosaurs to look and behave a certain way, scientists are suddenly pulling the rug out from under us and saying, “Maybe these creatures actually had feathers. Maybe they sang instead of roared. Maybe they were…
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Continue reading →: Panda to World: We Want to Go Extinct
For the love of bamboo, just let us go Source: Wikimedia Commons Citizens of the world: listen up. We’re tired of you meddling in our affairs. Stop caring for us in zoos and artificially inseminating us to keep our species alive. We do everything we can to communicate that we…
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Continue reading →: Smile and the whole world smiles back
Frown and the whole world gives you flack Source: Wikimedia Commons Fellow human, have you ever had this experience? You were frowning for a damn good reason, and some smug bastard tells you that it takes more muscles to frown than smile. It’s called resting bitch face for a reason! My…
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Continue reading →: Horses: Humanity’s First Technology
Bonus — alcoholic milk dispenser! Source: Wikimedia Commons Have you ever considered the origination of horseback riding? At some point in history, humans and horses existed separately on the planet and didn’t have a single thing to do with each other. Now — we’re atop their backs forcing them to do silly footwork in…
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Continue reading →: The Real Lowdown on Napoleon
A totally 2% true history Contrary to popular opinion, it wasn’t Buddha or some other yogi that came up with the idea of mindfulness. It was none other than Monsieur Napoleon Bonaparte. People say he was short. He wasn’t. He was of average height, around 5’6″ says the Internet. Some…
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Continue reading →: Feminism vs. Domesticity
A rant I’ve got a full-time job, a husband, a kid, a house, a car. I’m living the American dream! So why is it that as I push the vacuum cleaner back and forth, I’m like, “Fuck this! I hate domesticity!” When I do laundry, I abuse the washing machine…
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Continue reading →: Our Disgusting Human Bodies
The human condition isn’t pretty The only hair on my head that is its original shade of brown is my mustache. The hair on top: dyed. Eyebrows: penciled in. But my mustache? Still going strong! Why do genetics hate us so much? You’d think useless and socially problematic features like…
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Continue reading →: Bizarre Thoughts
When my mind wanders Have you ever had a thought so bizarre you were like, “Thank God nobody can hear my thoughts! I would have invited scrutiny upon my mental health with that one.” That’s precisely the kind that makes up the majority of my thoughts each and every day.…
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Continue reading →: Awkward Trip to Mars
Are we %@#& there yet?! Rather than astronauts and scientists, I propose that it be the world’s most despised inhabitants that are selected for passage to Mars. Every person across the globe would get to cast a vote for the twenty worst offenders — think those who are dangerous, rabble rousers, or…
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Continue reading →: Big fork, little fork
I am nouveau riche. And by “riche” I mean I came from nothing and now I’ve got something. Not a lot, but enough. I’ve got a roof over my head, a bed to sleep in, and a meal on my plate. My upbringing was lacking such that my former manager,…
Hello,
I’m Angie
Residing in the New York metropolitan area, I spend much of my free time writing. I graduated from Seattle University and published my debut book, Dismantle, in 2024.
Typically writing at the intersection of memoir and humor, I am currently working on several manuscripts which include a romance/murder mystery, crime, science fiction, and a Star Trek parody.
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