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Continue reading →: Your Disgusting Mouth
Let’s talk about the cesspool in your face Source: Wikimedia Commons That cesspool in your face is talking at me. Now I am obligated to issue a response from my cesspool. Have you ever thought about just how disgusting your mouth is? If eyes are the window to the soul,…
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Continue reading →: 2023: The Year of Yes
Channeling abundance Photo courtesy of the author When my life went full throttle this year, I referred to 2023 as my “YOLO” year. My younger sister implored me to never use this term again (point taken, Sis — I have grossly overused it), so I began calling it the year…
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Continue reading →: A Sign from the Universe
When irony works in your favor Photo courtesy of the author Every now and then the universe throws you a bone. When you’re at your lowest and it doesn’t seem like things will ever look up again. The trick is, you have to tell the universe what you want —…
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Continue reading →: Ol’ Dirty Bird, Pigeon
A story of persistence Source: Wikimedia Commons [Read this essay in David Attenborough’s voice] The biggest slut of the animal kingdom is the male pigeon. If you have ever sat in a park, you know what I’m talking about. A classy female pigeon is pecking at the ground, minding her…
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Continue reading →: High Flying Flight of the Conchords
When dreams give you the stuff of your dreams Source: Wikimedia Commons I awoke at 4:20 AM today, 4/20, having just enjoyed the most amazing dream, courtesy of nighttime cough syrup. Starring Jemaine Clement, from the music/comedy duo Flight of the Conchords, it was downright magical. We were working an…
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Continue reading →: Say what you will about evil people
Just don’t call them lazy Source: Wikimedia Commons Evil people, while being ethically and morally in the wrong, making generally unattractive and ill-tempered companions, and being counter-productive to God’s great plan, are exceptionally hard workers. There’s a lot to be said for that. Employers look for that quality in job…
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Continue reading →: Butt Stuff
But not the stuff you’re thinking of Source: Wikimedia Commons In my experience, when you go to the Emergency Room with anal bleeding, it’s best to have something sticking out your back door. Something that points to the obvious, like an empty Coke bottle. Are you familiar with this urban…
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Continue reading →: Unlovable
The solitary life Source: Wikimedia Commons I walk a lonely path. My parents lost interest in me when I developed my own opinions at fourteen. I couldn’t convince my husband to treat me with the dignity and kindness every human deserves. Other people failed me along the way as I…
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I’m Angie
Residing in the New York metropolitan area, I spend much of my free time writing. I graduated from Seattle University and regularly return to Gotham Writers Workshop to keep my skills sharp.
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