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Continue reading →: Over the Gen X Hill
In the 1999 film American Beauty, there’s a scene where Annette Bening’s character, a real estate agent, cleans a house she’s trying to sell. Drawing the curtains closed, she breaks down crying. The emotional outburst indicated her character’s feeling of powerlessness and disappointment in how her life turned out. This…
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Continue reading →: Back To Writing
At 88 Miles Per Hour I used to attribute my goal of becoming an author to having been inspired by S.E. Hinton’s The Outsiders when I read it as a teenager. She herself was a teen when she published it, yet another source of inspiration for me. However, I have…
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Continue reading →: Yet Another Siri Fail
Me, dictating to my phone: “Call Dad.” Siri: “Call God.” Me: “Call…Dad.” Siri: “Call God.” Me: “Call! Dad!” Siri: “Call God.” Me: … Me: “Call God.” Siri: “Contact not found.”
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Continue reading →: Walk Like An Egyptian
In a prior life, I lived in Egypt. Not that I remember. And not that I was necessarily Egyptian – they were known to have transplants. I had a husband there, in whatever time period it was, who regularly cheated on me. Denis – that being who he is in…
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Continue reading →: Endings and Beginnings in New England
As I reach the stop sign at the end of Hollow Hill Road, I see gravestones peeking at me over a granite wall. The marble monuments, darkened to a dull gray from one hundred-fifty years of exposure to the elements, their inscriptions rendered unreadable under the spread of lichen blotches.…
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Continue reading →: Unemployment BluesDear Lord, please let me go to prison. At Camp Cupcake. For a wholesome crime, like mail fraud. The upside is free room and board, with gym privileges. The downside is having a room mate, which isn’t ideal for a forty-eight-year-old who has been independent since the age of 16.…
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Continue reading →: Your Disgusting Mouth
Let’s talk about the cesspool in your face Source: Wikimedia Commons That cesspool in your face is talking at me. Now I am obligated to issue a response from my cesspool. Have you ever thought about just how disgusting your mouth is? If eyes are the window to the soul,…
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Continue reading →: 2023: The Year of Yes
Channeling abundance Photo courtesy of the author When my life went full throttle this year, I referred to 2023 as my “YOLO” year. My younger sister implored me to never use this term again (point taken, Sis — I have grossly overused it), so I began calling it the year…
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Continue reading →: A Sign from the Universe
When irony works in your favor Photo courtesy of the author Every now and then the universe throws you a bone. When you’re at your lowest and it doesn’t seem like things will ever look up again. The trick is, you have to tell the universe what you want —…
