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Continue reading →: Say what you will about evil people
Just don’t call them lazy Source: Wikimedia Commons Evil people, while being ethically and morally in the wrong, making generally unattractive and ill-tempered companions, and being counter-productive to God’s great plan, are exceptionally hard workers. There’s a lot to be said for that. Employers look for that quality in job…
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Continue reading →: Unlovable
The solitary life Source: Wikimedia Commons I walk a lonely path. My parents lost interest in me when I developed my own opinions at fourteen. I couldn’t convince my husband to treat me with the dignity and kindness every human deserves. Other people failed me along the way as I…
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Continue reading →: Coffee or Bacteria Brew?
Source: Wikimedia Commons I read an article that said airplane coffee is basically made with toilet water. I was so disgusted I went a whole flight without drinking any coffee on a plane. But then I figured, coffee is brown anyway. Once you add cream and sugar, you can’t tell…
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Continue reading →: The Problematic Popularity of Frozen
A perpetually perplexing phenomenon Source: Wikimedia Commons In November of 2013, years before I had a child, I played hooky from work to watch “Frozen” in the theater. I have a long history of enjoying children’s films, from “Madagascar” to “Pokémon.” I left the theater underwhelmed and have only become…
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Continue reading →: Dating App Observations
A purely scientific review Source: Wikimedia Commons No one could have foretold that the saying, “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses,” would one day apply to dating apps. In fact, this is their target audience. Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but that sea…
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Continue reading →: Crushing 2023
Prepare to be inspired AF Source: Wikimedia Commons In the game of Life, you are the protagonist. The plot: move amongst several billion non-playable characters. The goal: to reach your death with a modicum of integrity and dignity left. The final stage boss is God, of course, who will tally…
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Continue reading →: I’ve Got Some Number of Problems
But salt ain’t one Source: Wikimedia Commons I’m not as concerned with sodium as health authorities want me to be. Not my doctor, by the way, but rather social justice warriors who take it upon themselves to spread anti-sodium propaganda. Everyone is so worried about sodium. How much sodium is…
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Continue reading →: Cleansing Vomit for You
Death to a horse Source: Wikimedia Commons Did you know that a horse can’t vomit? If a horse gets sick, it’s game over. Each weekend when you pick up your first drink, you agree to accept vomiting as the outcome. You know the likelihood that you will drink to excess…
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Continue reading →: On Dinosaurs and Change
The old and the new Source: Wikimedia Commons After hundreds of years of us believing dinosaurs to look and behave a certain way, scientists are suddenly pulling the rug out from under us and saying, “Maybe these creatures actually had feathers. Maybe they sang instead of roared. Maybe they were…
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Continue reading →: Panda to World: We Want to Go Extinct
For the love of bamboo, just let us go Source: Wikimedia Commons Citizens of the world: listen up. We’re tired of you meddling in our affairs. Stop caring for us in zoos and artificially inseminating us to keep our species alive. We do everything we can to communicate that we…

